#(it was a little funny)

[calamitoustide]

just laughed at a larry tiktok maybe i'm not that changed from my fifteen year old self

[im-getting-help]

okay so. TW, suicide.

i was talking to one of the plants in my windowsill, like one does, and she's having a rough time, poor thing. so i get near her and i say "i like you, please don't die :( 💕"

awkward pause

"i wish someone said that to me at the time"

and then i laughed like a maniac. i don't think that helped the plant at all. nor my neighbors.

[bi-buck-coded]

Me watching a serious emergency: 😢😢😢

Subtitles: (Buck and Eddie grunting)

Me: 🤨

[powderrblue]

just got hit with the "music you havent listened to in three years" jumpscare

[ethereal-w0lf]

I just realized a moment I had last year that feels like it belongs in the “Sir this is a Wendy’s” category.

So I was on a field trip to the planetarium, a very normal high school student field trip.

We were watching a movie about mammals in the movie theater that they had there. There was this person sitting next to me…

Halfway through the film, they leaned over to me and they started going off about how raccoons are mammals and one day they wants to milk or raccoon and try some raccoon cheese.

I said absolutely nothing and pretended. I didn’t hear it. 

I was sitting there like:

[fearsomefivefanclub]

Photo I got awhile ago of when I saw Quackerjack at a wrestling match. He was really loud about it but no one really noticed him.

[insert-game]

still thinking about the woman we sat near in the conveyor sushi place that was bragging about how cultured she was about the food and japanese culture all the while all the people making the sushi were speaking korean

[humming-fly]

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[calamitoustide]

what if i make another web weave with texts I've received what if i

[im-getting-help]

okay so. TW, suicide.

i was talking to one of the plants in my windowsill, like one does, and she's having a rough time, poor thing. so i get near her and i say "i like you, please don't die :( 💕"

awkward pause

"i wish someone said that to me at the time"

and then i laughed like a maniac. i don't think that helped the plant at all. nor my neighbors.

[sciaticsilver]

I need to stop fixating on phone games I just ran into a pole that was embarrassing 😭

[cork-run]

the names of certain mob-involved trans women have been changed